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Today I effed up by accidentally hooking up with my former youth pastor.

I'm very excited about this one.

Yeah.

Holy moly.

That's what I got to say.

Doing God's work out.

Yeah.

This actually happened about a month ago, but I need to tell someone so I can mentally

recover.

I-24 temporarily moved back home for summer after graduating college.

Nice, as one does.

One night, I was bored and went on Tinder.

I matched with this older guy, 37, but was actually pretty good looking.

We got along pretty well, and the next day we decided to meet up.

How many years older is too much older well they what's that thing it's like uh half your age plus two

plus two yeah that's what it is what's a 37 that's doable i mean you'll you'll you know you'll have

the typical like not have the same reference points and stuff.

But, well, 18, 19, plus two, you're at only, you're at 21. So I guess it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like I recognized him from somewhere, but it's a fairly small town. So I didn't think much of it. We meet up at a local bar. And well, one thing led to, wait, half your age plus two doesn't make, no, that's, I think it's like plus nine or seven or seven. It's plus seven. It's plus seven. There we go. That was, yeah. Plus seven. So yeah, 37 divided by two. So you got 16 and then plus seven. And then stop there. Plus seven. All right. Then you got 23. So you're still in the clear. Okay. We meet up at a local bar and well. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex in the back of his car. Classy. Hey, yo. I was leaving the next week, so I didn't really care what happened.

Next day is the only Sunday my mom has off since I've been there, and she wants us all

to go to church.

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