EP494: There's No Way I'm GONNA DIE LIKE THIS - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 8 October 2022
⏱️ 16 minutes
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r/AITA - WIBTA if I take over planning my funeral from my very religious parents?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:03.9 | I am literally about to die, |
| 0:06.4 | but my parents refuse to let me plan my own funeral |
| 0:09.6 | because I don't want a Southern Baptist funeral. |
| 0:13.3 | I mean, how many times did O.P. |
| 0:15.7 | ask if they could plan their own funeral |
| 0:18.3 | or are they just beating a dead horse? |
| 0:21.4 | I love, I love Sam's, uh, right, his title jokes, right? |
| 0:25.8 | He always starts us off fresh. |
| 0:28.3 | He always starts us off right, guys. |
| 0:30.6 | Oh, oh, oh, it's like a can of Coke just that sweet satisfying. |
| 0:34.9 | Love is in beer or what, no, happiness in a bottle. |
| 0:37.1 | What is, what is Coke's thing? |
| 0:53.2 | Happiness on a bottle. Is that the thing? That sounds accurate. Yeah. Yeah. Or love in a bottle. Love in a bottle. Yeah. One of those. Sperm juice. Love in a bottle. Hell yeah. Nut juice in a can. That's our. Coconut. Nut juice in a can. |
| 0:54.1 | Love it a bottle. |
| 0:54.5 | Our version of feastables is Our juice and a can. Love in a bottle. Our version of feastables is nut juice. |
| 0:56.5 | How much do people? |
| 1:01.4 | Guys, please, |
| 1:02.4 | please start Venmoing us like $20 to pre-order your case of nut juice in a can. |
| 1:08.8 | Made with a swirl. |
| 1:31.0 | Made with John and Sam's real real seamens. Yikes. It's like a little Nazex's blood shoes. He had like a drop of blood. Yeah. Come shoes. Oh, goodness gracious. All right, ladies, Jen, we're going to start this story for you today. All right. Let's go. Oh, my God. Well, if it wasn't obvious already from the title, I am dying. |
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