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I try to ban my own father for my engagement party, but my mother-in-law snuck behind my back and invited him anyway.

Here's my plan to kick him out.

Those shifty mother-in-law is always trying to run amok ever since freaking the the the wicked mother-in-law and

freaking sleeping beauty or or what was it? What was Cinderella? You know, mother-in-laws have decided

to be evil ever since then. So mother-in-laws, PSA, stop being a B. All of the mother-in-laws in

the world are just going to flood our comment section. I feel like, I feel like that's a passionate group of people.

Um, I'm a mother-in-law and I'm actually not a dick. Prove it. Prove it. Well, Sam, prediction is O.P? going to be the A-hole here? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think there's something this evil mother-in-law is going to do because all mother-in-laws are evil.

If I've learned anything from Disney movies-in-law is going to do because all mother-in-laws are evil.

If I've learned anything from Disney movies, mother-in-laws suck.

That's facts only. Disney's textbook.

So, Opie says, my father has many faults.

I'm well aware of these and therefore tend to keep our interactions private.

I still love him and I have developed a system to keep him from effing me over. Thanks,

Dad. Hey, we love the anti-dad system. What's the system? Is it on notion? Is it like a Google

calendar system? Is it just prison? It's the prison system. Prison. I put him in jail.

My father keeps being annoying and showing up to my brunches.

So I threw him in the clinker in my a hole.

I framed him for murder.

Now, when my fiance asked me to marry him, I said yes.

Cute.

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