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Friend prank calls me at work.

So I created a fake paternity lawsuit to destroy his life.

I feel like that's a little bit of escalation.

But what is the prank, though?

If it's a crazy, crazy awful prank, maybe the punishment fits the crime.

You know, maybe.

And also, you know, you heard of that

phrase, go bigger, go home. He's just trying to do things to the best of it. You know, I thought you were going to say, have you ever heard that phrase just a prank bro? And I was about to murder you. I held it in. I held it. I held it. I held it tight. There might be, there might be one that splits out in the story though.

It might be one.

There might be one.

Ten years ago, a friend of mine prank called me several times in my office over the course of a day. What was he saying? The worst act known to man. Was he like, is your refrigerator running? Then I'm going to murder you.

Let's play a game.

Great green sweater you wore today.

It'll serve great as a body bag.

Oh my God.

I don't think he even says what what the friend prank.

Let's let's see.

I decided in that moment, one, I would not stand for this. And two,

rather than entering into a long, protracted quagmire of a prank war, I would use the nuclear option and end it immediately. For a prank? Your face.

You were so stunned.

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