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Guaranteed Human. Today I have to up by recovering my dad's sex tape from 15 years ago on an old handy cam. You know, sometimes you just got a throwback Thursday. You know what I mean? Hey, you learn from the best, you know, learn about your origins from when the origin started. Hey, do you know what I mean? Know your roots. That's all I'm saying. Learn from the giants that came before you. Learn from your dad's root.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Big old root. Big old root. I was feeling nostalgic and thought of

checking out old photos. So I took out some old cameras. My dad in his prime 20 years ago was fond of cameras. Yeah, he was in his prime. He had three handicams. We were too poor to afford even one at the time, but he still managed to buy them. And I'm not sure if they actually call them handicams. I just remember that my dad used to call them that. So I found all three of those. They weren't working. Batteries dead probably. So I took their SD cards out and plugged them into

my laptop with a card reader. I also found one more SD card in their case. All four of them were

barely eight gigabytes in size. I thought I would see at least a thousand files comprising of videos

and photos from our Europe, Portugal, Spain, and France trips that we did together in 2008.

But to my surprise, there were barely over 150.

I definitely remember more than that.

So I used recover a filed recovery tool to scan through those to scan through those SD cards.

And I found 300 more. Oh, wow. That's a lot. I immediately recovered them. Most of them were videos so I know. So I knew my entire Sunday. I was just going to be watching them. But I wasn't complaining though. It was going to be great. We're going to go down memory. Yeah, like old memory. Yeah. I started playing them. They were in MPG format and my default player couldn't play them without lag.

So I installed VLC.

Then it was all fun in games or so I supposed.

So there I was, 24 year old me refreshing my memories of Europe and the fun I had with my dad and is supposedly female colleague.

She too accompanied us and I always thought she used to do so to discuss work.

I was nine.

My dad was divorced and my custody was entirely on him.

My mom left to another country.

As I was playing these videos in order, I found one video. And it started off with nothing but a bed.

Oh, no, no, no. It looked horrible, probably a cheap hotel they were staying in.

I did remember we used to book, I did remember we used to book two rooms, one for me,

and one for me and dad and the other for the colleague.

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