This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. If you confess one sin. Here we go. Hey, let's go. Dig in the pit. This is great. Look up a mic. Welcome. Hello. What's your name? How are you doing? Doing slow. My name is confidential. You just call me psychedelic. Ooh, psychedelic. For sure. Confidential is cool, too, honestly. I like that.

Yeah. What are doing? Doing? My name is Confidential. Who just call me psychedelic. Oh, psychedelic.

For sure.

Confidential is cool too, honestly. I like that. Both of them could work. So this is what it is, bro. Here's one of my sins. Okay, shit. We're ready to hear it. I gotta stop having hot, dirty threesomes in my van, bro. I gotta stop picking up these rail johns.

Wait, what are these hot dirty threesomes in my van, bro. I gotta stop picking up these rail johns.

Wait, what are these hot dirty threesomes?

Bro, I skate the park.

If you look over there right now,

occasionally every 37 seconds, I'd say,

a batty walks up, and she sits on the rail.

You do a trick, you see, they're engaged.

I walk up, I'm like, what's up? I got a slip. You're trying to smoke. Instantly, boom, to the Johns. And then we're Johnin. And then I sprinkle the Parmesan on it. What does that mean? You know, he knows Philly. Thank you. What does that mean? Philly, bro. The Wawa, you feel me?

I do know the Wawa.

Wait, Wawa's a Philly thing?

Yeah, thank you. What does that mean? Philly, bro. The Wawa, you feel me? I do know the Wawa. I heard of the Wawa.

Wait, Wawa's the Philly thing?

Yeah, cool.

Oh, I didn't know that too.

I thought that was like a South thing. No, but anyways. Yeah, yeah. So when I say John, that's a person, place or thing. I'm using it for personal.

Like, dude.

Like that John over there.

Yeah, thank you.

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