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Am I the A-Hole for going home after I overheard my husband say, he doesn't want me around?

Hey, she's just listening.

She's just being an obedient wife and being like, hey, my husband told me to leave and he decided

to be a whole dick bag.

So I'm taking my leave of absence and

dish in his ass. You don't want me, Rob? Bet. Bet. See you. I'm an independent young woman. I don't

need no man. My husband goes on annual vacations with his family. I am on okay terms with them,

but since we've been married for a short time, I don't see his family much.

We still have that barrier that keeps it from being completely comfortable around each other.

His family arranged the vacation last week.

I, out of curiosity, asked if I could join.

A fair question to ask.

My husband felt hesitant, but I told him it would be a great opportunity to get to know some of his family better. Which is true. Like, dude, if you're also, if you're marrying someone, like, I feel like you should know their family. You should know the family, but especially if they're close to their family. It should also be like, yeah, my wife is my family. So like the family vacation is everyone going together.

Yeah, exactly. What is this logic? He agreed to take me and his family were surprised to see me.

Why is? Why? Dude, it's his wife. Why are you surprised? What are you doing here? I didn't know you're gonna be here. I wouldn't have come if his wife was going to be in.

Oh, disgusting.

Now, they're surprised to see me, but they did still welcome me, which is like so sad.

Like, at least they welcomed me.

On the third day of the vacation, his dad, his mom, brothers and spouses were all sitting on the table outside while I was preparing a fruit salad.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad.

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