This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Nonetheless, my fat ass was at the Universal Studios, and it was the first time I ever got and picked to do something out of the crowd. To do anything? Anything. What did you get picked to do? Yeah. So it was at the Animal Interaction Show. I got picked to go on the stage. First time ever, it was my birthday.

Hey, they knew, dude. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. What's your birthday? February 13th? Oh, dude, February 19th.

Happy birthday to everyone born on February 13th to 19th. Let's go. So I met this little monkey,

like a small like a capuchin monkey, you know, like night at the museum type shit. Yeah,

and then they bring

out this orangutang okay and so they bring out the orangutang they're like okay say hi to him

whatever his name is like um bon go it to like hang like go on my shoulders like hang on me and so

he looks at me yeah and he just charges me

teeth buried and he almost like he would have killed me but okay have you ever seen um

austin powers gold member when minnie me is on like that leash and he's like heal mini me heal

they did that to their ring a tank oh my god so they had a leash on its orangutan just like yanking, mini me, heal. They did that to their orangutang. Oh my God.

So they had a leash on this orangutan and just like yanking it? Oh my God. So it was like this close away from me from like Jack to me and like almost just fuck. Do you think it was trying to kill you? Definitely. Shit, dude. That's terrible. Bro, as a 12 year old, I am crap in my pants. That's why we shouldn't have orangutans in captivity.

Yeah, that's right.

Hey.

Hey.

It was a beat. as a 12 year old I am crap in my pants. That's why we shouldn't have orangutangues in captivity.

Yeah, that's right.

Hey. There's a B. There is a literal B. Why, don't blow it out there. I'm allergic to bees, yo. Oh, dude, it's wings fucked, dude. Oh, no. Oh, my God, you're so brave. Oh, my God. That was the fucking

What's

Amazing

Shit I've ever seen

They're very needed

...