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Today I effed up by being unfront instead of ghosting my lame, ugly, disastrously stupid,

not worth a piece of crap date.

Wow.

That's right.

I hate you.

Damn, bro.

I hate you.

These people are going all out.

So I-a-30 female went on a day with a guy, 31 male, who I met a few days ago.

Hmm. I thought he was cute and he told me how sweet and pretty I was and that he wanted to take me on a date.

That's how you do it, gents. You know, uh, every time, you know, I always say you look so sweet and pretty, right? That is the,

that's the method. I actually say, you're good for nothing. Wartless, peat. Dirty rotten diaper, man.

Yeah. That always works. It's reverse psychology. That's right. That's called neckging negging yeah it's like it's like when you like playfully make fun of someone

now we went on a date for tacos and margaritas at one of my favorite taco spots

throughout the day it felt pretty one-sided because I was trying to make conversation

and all he wanted to do was get out of the taco place and walk around so we could hold hands.

That seems a little fast, my guy.

You know, uh, you're really trying to hold hands on a first date?

Seriously.

Come on.

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