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I'm in love with you, but that doesn't matter because I'm throwing you in jail because you stole $14,000 for me and you deserve it.

You know, I mean, that is, that is a crime.

Hey, dude, 14K.

What's the crime and like, like, like, it's a felony to steal more than like 900 bucks?

I, I heard it's a crime of passion. Let's make this a crime of passion. That sounds bad. Okay. Sounds very good. I'll just get straight to it. I'm a college student and this is my last semester until medical school. Yeah. Do that doctor shit, bro. Slice those people open.

Get blood all over your pants. Slurp it up, become a vampire. I've never been able to get alone and I've worked five and a half years to get this degree because I have to pay out of pocket

so it takes way longer. Salute. That's freaking hard. That's a lot.

Man, he's going to, it's going to be sad when he realizes college is fucking worthless.

I've worked two, sometimes three jobs at a time and I barely have a social life.

Sucks for you, bro.

It's going to be your whole life as a doctor.

Look at me. I'm just operating without any friends. God.

He's like, he like, fucks up on a surgery and, uh, he just recreates like a weekend

up Bernie's kind of deal. Like, this is my friend. Me and my best friend.

For this upcoming semester, I reached my goal for tuition, so I quit one of my jobs so I

could relax a bit.

Wrong.

Never relax.

Always be operating, baby.

That's right.

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