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EP379: VEGAN gf wants my CAT to "ve-GONE"?! - r/relationship_advice Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2022

⏱️ 15 minutes

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r/relationship_advice - My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.4

My cat isn't vegan.

0:06.0

So my girlfriend tells me to throw the cat away or we're done.

0:09.7

That's not a supportive girlfriend right there.

0:10.9

That's a rough break right there.

0:12.2

Rough or a meow break.

0:14.3

Uh?

0:14.9

Uh,

0:15.2

uh,

0:15.9

a meow.

0:17.1

Do the,

0:19.6

you do it.

0:20.3

There we go. He's good you do it. There we go.

0:22.5

He's good at that one.

0:23.9

I cannot believe I'm about to type this, but here we go.

0:27.4

Here we go.

0:28.1

I've been dating my girlfriend for seven months.

0:30.5

She's amazing and we're super compatible in a lot of ways.

0:33.9

She is an outspoken vegan and made it clear at the start of our relationship that it was important to her that any potential partner had similar cruelty-free values.

0:45.4

I understand that, but like outspoken vegans are probably my least favorite.

0:50.6

Yeah.

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