EP370: Facetimed my BOSS while CLAPPING cheeks?! - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 2 August 2022
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r/tifu - TIFU by accidentally facetiming my boss while deep in my wife's cheeks at 1am.....
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Today I effed up by accidentally FaceTiming my boss while I was deep into my wife's cheeks |
| 0:09.7 | at 1 a.m. |
| 0:10.6 | You know, sometimes you just in those cheeks and you're like, I got to FaceTime my boss right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Show him how much good work I'm doing on this ass. |
| 0:20.7 | Putting work in a booty. |
| 0:21.8 | Throw away, obviously, but this happened last night. |
| 0:23.9 | Got home from work and wife and myself decided to partake in a few glasses of white and a |
| 0:28.6 | joint. |
| 0:29.8 | Everything was going swell. |
| 0:31.2 | We got the kids to bed, then cuddled in bed to watch a movie. |
| 0:35.7 | At some point, I decided to get up and take a shower. But then my wife got up and she was standing in all her glory in a little blue corset and see-through undies. And from there, it was all over. Oh yeah. So we start going at it. And then I hear a sound next to us. And thinking back on it, it sounded like the sound of the iPhone mix. We're making a FaceTime call. But at the time, my high drunk ass thought it was an alarm, I forgot to shut off. |
| 0:59.5 | So my dumbass pauses, grabs my phone from right beside us and shuts off the alarm, quote unquote. |
| 1:07.3 | I'm on my knees in bed with the phone and hand resting on the bed in front of me. |
| 1:11.8 | I stared at the phone for about 15 seconds and then it hits me what I've done. |
| 1:16.4 | But by then, it was too late. |
| 1:18.6 | A disgruntled, obviously just woken from slumberman, answers the phone and I hear, |
| 1:23.9 | Oh, what the hell? |
| 1:26.4 | The front face of camera gave my boss. Right. And I hear, oh, what the hell? The fun. |
| 1:35.1 | The front face of camera gave my boss full view of my engorged python in HD. |
| 1:40.3 | The only thing I could muster to say was, holy shit. |
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