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Guaranteed Human.

The paternity test says my husband is not the father and he thinks I cheated.

But the truth is much worse.

I cheated and had a hundred babies.

I am a sperm donor.

I am a sperm donor.

I said what I said.

An egg donor?

An egg donor.

I'm shooting kids out there. Out there into the ether. I don't know how it happened. And I haven't been able to stop crying all day. I never cheated. I love my husband. We've been together since college and he's the love of my life. He's handsome and kind. And while I've slept with two other people, both were before we got together. There's no other potential father of our daughter. Imagine if she said, though, like, I've only slept with two other people while we were married. Yeah. And they weren't even as hot as him. So he has nothing to worry about. Exactly. Like, it's, it's a prank, bro. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. We were married already and actively trying for a baby. I never cheated. I never would cheat. And I don't know why he took that stupid test because I would never cheat ever, ever, ever. But it came back negative. And now he thinks he's not her dad. Oh, God. I don't know how to convince him.

It was a faulty test and I'm so scared. These past few months, it's like he's become someone completely different from the man I married. He's cold and suspicious, which I mean like rightly so.

If you have a paternity test that comes back negative. I mean, yeah. If I'm raising somebody else's

baby, I might get you the cold

shoulder. Yeah, you know, hey, I'm going to shun you for a couple weeks. He kept demanding to

see my phone. I wouldn't tell me why. And I showed him at first, but eventually told him I wouldn't

anymore unless he explained why. He's been distant with our daughter too. He stays in his office

for hours on end.

And I don't know what he's doing. I did not cheat. He accused me this morning saying he had done the

test after realizing our daughter's eyes brown wouldn't naturally come from ours, both blue.

Oh. He did some, uh, some like, like, you know, like the genetics breeding of the, the plants, the pea plants. Yeah. Like recessive genes. Yeah. Capital R little R. Mapping or something. Who took biology in fourth grade? That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us fourth grade. What fourth grade is taking biology? Hold on. You learn a little biology and science. In fourth grade? Yeah, yeah. It's just like the little box. Bro. The Florida schooling system was nowhere near that. Maybe it was sixth grade. Maybe it was sixth grade. All right, class. This is biology. You put a seed in the dirt and it grows. Any questions? I'm going to drink my beer. Don't bother me. Is that how the Florida school system? That was our, that was our education. Yes. Yeah, I went to Catholic school. So maybe it was a little different. God plants a seed in you. The end. Any questions? No, I think it was the priest actually that planted the seed.

The priest planted the seed.

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