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Guaranteed Human. My mom's famous rock star boyfriend took her bank account information, but she still won't believe he's a catfish. But he's famous and he's a rock star. He just wants a few little numbers from her. Just send me some numbers, you know? It's no big deal. It'll serve his inspiration for my next song, baby. It's called your routing number is the route to my heart. Dude, that's a smash hit right there. That's a hit. Climbing the charts. My mom has had a major obsession with a certain musicians. Red hot chili peppers. Green, green day. Ray Lamontaine. I don't know who that is, actually. Well, I just got back from work today.

I work on a boat.

Sick, bro.

Hell yeah. Seaman.

Now, after a six-week trip from the seas, I stopped by to say hi and check in on my mom. Cool. That's a sweet guy right there. Good son. Good son. Well, she was excited and proceeded to tell me her crush in her,

have been talking since February, and she's and proceeded to tell me her crush and her have been talking since

February and she's been waiting to tell me.

Crush.

Things are getting hot.

Who does crush you talking to?

Who got you smiling like that?

Bro?

Well, I thought she was joking at first, but then she showed me all of the messages and pictures he had sent, which anyone could have gotten off the internet, but she didn't want to hear that. No, she wants to believe that she's dating a rock star. Tell me, tell me I'm dating this rock star. Don't smash her dreams. You know, she, she wants to bang meatloaf, dude. Like, just let her, just let her have it. This meatloaf of rock star? He's a fricking, he's a rock star, dude. Is that the, the brother of a young gravy? And then she tells me that he's actually stopped by her house on a few occasions. Like, like, he's seen her? Pulled up physically in person and that they've hung out and talked what it says

this like legit the rock star if they're the right age they buy a little wig a little makeup they could

probably like it's like doing like 60 feet apart yeah social distance dating like she's like squinting

is that you i i'm still trying to protect myself of cove and So we can't like really get closer. But honestly, I mean, think about it. If you are like, find some gullible person on the internet and you're like the same age and like roughly the same look and you like do the makeup and the hair, you could probably get away with it. Like people, these people want to believe it. Yeah. Have you seen that guy that like looks exactly like Ed Sheeran and it like sneaks into the Ed Shearing concert? There's like these, there's like a whole whole categories of people that look exactly like celebrities. The women that fake Ed Shearin has gotten is probably just like preposterous. It's like he's just a terrible singer and he can't, he doesn't want them to know.

Saying he's like, oh, I'm resting my vocal cords for the performance down in London.

I think he's like from Texas.

Oh, again, I thought this was all a joke until she told me that she has given him all of her bank account information and any information on her he needed

to send her some money and take care of her.

Dude, just share the Venmo.

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