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Today, I effed up by introducing my crushes, which led to crippling depression.

I hate when that happens.

Hey, you know, the old classic thing.

Depression.

Depression.

And it'll always be there.

Classic.

Um, so I am a bisexual man and I have been talking with a straight girl and another

bisexual guy. I had been

hitting it off really well with both of them and there were some light flirting going on. So much so

that alarms are going off. Oh, you know, we got to call the fire truck because this eating up.

Too hot. It was getting to the point where I was really nervous about hitting on either of them for fear of losing the other.

And I think I might have given off the vibe that I wasn't interested because I didn't flirt back out of fear.

Nice.

Hey, what happens?

A few days ago, I was talking to the girl after a class we had together and the guy dropped by to say hello.

Uh-oh.

Okay. I introduced them to each other just as anyone else would do with their friends. But I had to go to my next class and ended up leaving the both as they are and they kept talking. Wait, wait. They kept, they talked to each other. Oh, no. I saw them both together today and they thanked me for introducing them because they're now officially dating.

No.

Oh my God.

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