EP344: I FAKED My Pregnancy to My Mom and Now I'm in DEEP TROUBLE - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 20 July 2022
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r/tifu - TIFU by telling people i had a twin
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I told my mom that I was in labor for 16 months and then got the |
| 0:08.5 | punishment of a lifetime. Uh-oh. My brother 18 and I, 16 female, are in the same year, both in |
| 0:15.6 | year 12. And when we used to go to the same school, not anymore, thankfully, people used to ask us if we were twins. |
| 0:21.6 | And I'd explain that no, I skipped a year. Pretty much everyone got confused and people always thought we were twins. And I got tired of explaining. So I just gave up and told everyone, yeah, we're twins. I'd explain it. Then once more, I'd get asked by the same people what it was like to have a twin. and I just got tired of it. |
| 0:37.9 | We've been in different schools for three years now. |
| 0:40.3 | I've mentioned tired of it. We've been in |
| 0:38.6 | different schools for three years now. I've mentioned I was 16 a billion times and I thought |
| 0:42.9 | everyone knew it was just a thing I say as then they're likely to work it out that he is 18. |
| 0:48.5 | The running joke in my whole school. People ask me, how's your twin? It's a joke. Basically, |
| 0:53.5 | a girl who came from my brother's school kept asking when my birthday was. So I told her and she gave me a confused look and said, but his is in November. I guess she didn't realize I was 16. And I was not in a mood to explain it. I was in the middle of homework and she found me in the library. So I said, yeah, my mom was in labor for months. And that was that. And she effing believe me. |
| 1:17.2 | She's sitting there. It's just a baby just fricking out of there, you know? Her mom ended up calling |
| 1:22.1 | my mom because the whole school is making fun of her for believing my mother was in labor for |
| 1:26.5 | months. And her mom started complaining to my mother who got mad at me for not explaining the joke |
| 1:30.9 | to her. |
| 1:31.7 | My brother thinks it's Evan hilarious. |
| 1:33.7 | He laughed about it for absolute ages and told her whole family and his whole school. |
| 1:39.2 | This school must be pretty small to like tell everyone in the school all these jokes. |
| 1:42.5 | In my defense, who the F would believe that? |
| 1:47.2 | Ridiculous. |
| 1:47.7 | Tell them. |
| 1:48.5 | We'll be right back after the break. |
| 1:51.0 | So Sam and I recently converted this podcast to anchor and it was so easy. |
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