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Threaten my daughter on Minecraft.

I'll find your dress and make that ass mine.

My daughter, who was at about eight at the time, was really into Minecraft.

As most kids are these days.

These kids with their iPads and their Minecrafts.

Playing their games and their fruit ninjas.

Bro, fruit ninja is our generation

I know fruit ninja that's a throwback it's an absolute throwback holy shit fruit ninja also

my daughter desperately wants to join the YouTube slash let's play culture so I decided to install

some screen recording software that would let her make some videos of the game she was

playing so she could later upload them to YouTube. Let's go. Creator economy. Get in. That's right.

That's right. More than merrier. Anyways, one day, I was mine in my own dang business. Mine in his

own dang craft. When I hear my daughter quietly sniffling over on the computer.

Oh, weird.

I asked her what was wrong, but she didn't want to tell me, so I let it go, but decided to keep an eye on her.

A few minutes later, I discovered what was happening.

What was happening?

Someone was harassing not only her, but also all the other kids playing on whatever game server she was on.

Bro. What is wrong with you? Now, this kid will call him little craphead, little dumpy.

Check my sound cloud from my mixtape. I took a dump on her face. Hey, look at my watch face. Hey,

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