All right then. I've never in my life,

I'm going to eat five sausages right now.

Hello, perfect dears. I'm Jessica Knappitt and you are using the word girly unironically and it has to stop.

Welcome to Perfect Day! This week I'm joined by a couple of ladies who are incredibly well versed in solving crime.

But today, just for us, they've taken a break from the crime and the drinking to

help us get to the bottom of something else. The perfect days, obviously. It's Hannah George

and Taylor Glenn from drunk women solving crime. So that's right. Today we're tackling not one but

two perfect days and boy, oh boy, do we cover a lot of ground won't give too much away but

we do discuss the logistics of having cumberland sausages for fingers we talk illiterate greyhounds we talk

tinned pudd beige carpet not in that order there's a lot to chat about so let's get into it shall we

this is hannah george and taylor glenn's perfect days There's a lot to chat about, so let's get into it, shall we? This is Hannah George and Taylor Glenn's Perfect Days.

I'm not going to put a brawn.

If I'm wearing a coat, that's perverse.

All right, then.

Hannah George and Taylor, Glenn, from Drunk Women Solving Crime.

Welcome to Perfect Day.

Have you ever done a podcast sober?

Ooh, good question.

Of course we have here.

Oh no, it's not a good question actually because, yeah, I was pregnant for nine months of us doing drunk women.

Yeah, fair enough. So I was only tipsy, I guess.

So you're only a bit, just a little bit laugh.

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