All right then.

You think I'm not good at karaoke.

I'm fantastic at it, but you'll never see me do it.

Hello, Perfect Deyes. I'm Jessica Knappit and you are being very undued, dude.

Welcome to Perfect Day. It's Thursday, which means, yeah, it's time for yet another perfect day.

Today's destination, Tang City, passengers, me, you, and none other than, comedian, writer, actor,

and guest with the most honourable mentions so far, I think, is Mr Luke McQueen, and in today's

episode, we are completely devoid of ambition.

Luke channels his inner Joe Thomas, to be fair, I think with a slightly depressing afternoon.

And he explains the whole Brett Goldstein underwater situation.

We get a little bit of insider info.

We've got some connections being made. I like it

when guests come on who know other guests. I mean obviously, of course they do because a lot of the

people that come on my podcast are people I already know and like, but they've got friends of friends

of friends of friends and we hear it.

We're all friends really, aren't we?

I mean, we're all just one, we're all just one friend if you think about it.

I mean, if you really, you have to really think about it though.

But really.

Okay, look, lock your phone away.

Or even better smash it into pieces.

Let's get into Luke McQueen's perfect day.

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