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Today I effed up when Alexa reminded me in the middle of a dinner party to boink my wife.

A mistimed, well-intentioned reminder.

Alexa's trying to get in on this threesome right here.

Well, Alex is trying to get in a mix.

So this happened last night and we were just getting over the laughter now.

My wife and I are early 60s, and because of old age, menopause, et cetera, et cetera,

40 and slip, et cetera, our sex life has needed medical intervention and a new treatment

was suggested to alleviate my wife's pain during intercourse.

Oh, man.

I'm glad they're finding a solution, but tang, that's unfortunate.

Unfortunate, dude.

So 10 days ago, jokingly, after a few bottles of wine, we set an Alexa reminder to announce

when the treatment had run its course and we could officially get to the deed.

Oh, yeah.

We said a reminder, David, it's time to boink Fiona.

It seemed boink didn't trigger Alex's censorship.

So that's why we did it.

Fast forward 10 days.

We had totally forgot this.

And last night in the middle of a dinner party with several friends, we get the reminder.

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