EP335: I Almost Got ARRESTED for Not Letting Him Go Poo!? r/MaliciousCompliance Reddit Story
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🗓️ 15 July 2022
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r/MaliciousCompliance - I denied a cop the bathroom code at Subway.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.1 | I refuse to let a pig cop go poopoo and almost went to jail. |
| 0:09.1 | Yeah, make that cop poop his bed. |
| 0:11.3 | So then he's going to have to do the no pants dance. |
| 0:13.3 | And then he's going to get arrested for public indecency. |
| 0:17.4 | That's right. |
| 0:18.3 | Yeah, oink, oink. |
| 0:19.4 | So I was working at a subway a few years ago. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:24.8 | That foot long big daddy subway spread it in my face, putting that piece of salami right near my mouth. |
| 0:34.0 | Packing the mutes. Shooting that mayonnaise. |
| 0:38.6 | That sweet, sweet spicy mayo. |
| 0:41.4 | Ooh, that's right. |
| 0:42.7 | That's spicy mayo juice in my mouth. |
| 0:45.3 | That sounds so disgusting. |
| 0:47.1 | On all levels. |
| 0:48.3 | Eat it up. |
| 0:48.9 | Eat it up. |
| 0:49.4 | Eat them up. |
| 0:50.0 | Eat them up. |
| 0:50.7 | Reese's bus. |
| 0:52.7 | And a few years ago, a man came in with his wife and his two children. |
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