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Guaranteed Human.

Stocker, co-worker, creep, tries to catch me cheating, but he doesn't know my dirty polyamorous secret.

My secret is I fuck everybody.

Hey, let's go.

It's kind of like, like, like the thing, like, they can't arrest all of us.

Like, you can't catch me cheating if I cheat

with everyone and it's legal I'm imagining like like Oprah like you get a car you get a car

you get to be cheated on you get to be cheated on but I guess if it's polyamory then it's not cheating

you know it's where I guess we're about to find out we're about to find out

i 32 female am in a poly relationship with ruby my girlfriend of 11 years and louis my boyfriend of 10 years

let's go dude that's a long polyamorous relationship salute to them okay the three of us all

date each other and are closed off to dating anyone outside of our current relationship. Okay. So they date each other and no one else. Which 10 years do. That's a long relationship. They've figured out something pretty decent thus far. I never mentioned this to my coworkers because I never cared to. I don't tend to talk about my life while at work.

A few weeks ago, my co-worker, Ken, who was aware I had a boyfriend, saw me making out with Ruby at a bar and took some pictures.

Oh, Ken, you dirty dog. Come on, Ken. What are you doing? He apparently started telling everyone

that I was cheating on Louie.

Wow. What the hell? Like, like at the workplace. It's kind of fucked up. Yeah, like I, you don't even know what's going on. I would, I would maybe go to their partner, but not like spread it in the office.

Just like that's just hot goss. Yeah. It accomplishes nothing.

Yeah.

You're not doing anyone to serve as here.

You're not a hero.

Ken.

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