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Guaranteed Human.

Karen curses me into Bolivian and calls me worthless for calling a product.

Nasty.

My mother's canoli.

My mother's canoly.

Wow.

That seems like an overreaction.

Like, I'm just imagining like, all of Satan's hell and fire shall come to you.

You shall be burning for 10,000 years and your forefathers and your children and all of your family line shall burn an hell for the things that you have done.

And you shall rue the day that you ever stepped cross and path.

This, Karen.

I think she deserves it.

J.K., but we will see.

I recently had my first Karen encounter in the wild.

Wild Karen appears.

I was working as cashier in a grocery store.

I had about 30 minutes left of my shift when this man came in

in his late 40s and walks up with two kids. I started ringing him up and I see this sour patch

kids energy drink. What? Sour patch kids has an energy drink. They have an ice cream and it's not good.

That is, I think the government should get involved. Is it like super sour? I have to imagine. It's got to be like liquid, uh, sour patch kids, right? Like my mouth is literally watering thinking of it. I kind of, I'm going to get some sour patch. Dude, that's, that's crazy. We, we, we thought sugar cereals were, we're crazy.

This is nuts.

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