EP328: Leaving class for that *GLUCK GLUCK* - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 11 July 2022
⏱️ 16 minutes
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r/tifu - TIFU by leaving class to get a BJ
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. Today, I effed up by leaving class for some gluk-glop-9,000 and getting soaked in fluids. The way you did the gu-g-g-g-g-g-g-nominable. I am impressed. Honestly, the way you throw that neck, bro, got me feeling. It's great. |
| 0:22.9 | I used to make that, make that noise all the time when I was a kid and it would, it would |
| 0:27.0 | annoy my sister. |
| 0:27.9 | Like, good, good, good. |
| 0:29.8 | It's like, it's like, you know, you have weird tics or something that you annoy your |
| 0:33.3 | sibling with, you know, you know how to. |
| 0:35.3 | Yeah, I know that guy. |
| 0:36.1 | I was an annoying kid. |
| 0:38.6 | Oh yeah. Oh yeah. |
| 0:44.6 | Okay. O.P. Background. I met my girlfriend in college. We had a class together and sat next to each other. After texting about the homework every night. Classic doing the homework doing each other. |
| 0:51.2 | Bada bang, bada boom. You're in a Zoom room, you're in your dorm room, |
| 0:55.9 | and then you're making the boom boom. |
| 0:59.0 | Two bars. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:00.5 | And we realized, |
| 1:02.1 | we really liked each other. |
| 1:03.2 | Yeah, you did. |
| 1:04.0 | One thing led to another, |
| 1:05.1 | and by the middle of the semester, |
| 1:07.1 | we were dating. |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah, let's go. A Redator getting laid. You never see it. Never see it. We were |
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