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My girlfriend scratched my back during sex, and now my family thinks she's abusing me.

See, that's the harm of having rough sex.

If you leave Marks, your whole family is going to know you're a kink monster.

Or you're being abused, so, you know.

Pick your poison.

Pick your poison. Oh points uh god uh this happened

yesterday so i 20 male met this girl sam my name is sam 28 female not that sam wait on tinder

about a month ago and she likes to scratch while having sex but it it doesn't hurt, so I go along. Yeah, I'm a man. I can take a few scratches. Doesn't hurt me. No, big, strong back, baby. I'm like Bowser with a turtle. Back. Back hard as fuck. My parents, my parents have an ingrat pool and like to have a bar. All right. Sorry, go ahead. You're good. My parents have an in-ground pool and like to have a barbecue parties with family and friends all summer long. We ended up hooking up the night before. Nice. And since she was at my place, I asked if she wanted to go and she said, yeah. Wow, that is such a, like, you're literally hooking up with this check. It's like, hey, you want to go to my like family barbecue? And she's just like, sure. That's, that's an escalation. That is an escalation.

Yeah, from Tinder date to meet the fam. From casual sex to casual relationship escalate. Wow. There you go. After a while of hanging out

some weed and more than a few shots, I decide I want to go swimming. So without thinking about

the night previous, I rip off my shirts. Oh, take it off, baby. And as I do, I hear my aunt scream, OMG!

I get the shirt off and everyone is staring at me, like at least 30 people all looking at me.

Probably not my best move, but I look at the girl I'm with and she's embarrassed and runs inside.

Oh no.

What's going on? I put back on my shirt and tell everyone I'm with and she's embarrassed and runs inside. Oh no. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what's going on?

I put back on my shirt and tell everyone I'm totally fine and follow her out. Wait, so do they see the scratch marks? They saw the scratch marks. Oh, geez. Everyone all at once. They're just like, oh, geez. Imagine everyone's at a barbecue just like, you know, drinking, have a good time.

I was just like, oh, it must be like some severe scratch marks.

Yeah, it's got to be bad.

My phone's. barbecue just like, you know, drinking, have a good time. I'm just like, oh, must be like some severe scratch marks.

Yeah, it's got to be bad.

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