This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. My husband abruptly adopted a Burmese python. It

terrifies me and I want to rehome it. Riley, would you ever have a pet snake? No. I disagree. I would

have a pet snake. I think they're really cute. I had a friend who had a pet snake and I thought he was

really cute. I'll have a pet snake with legs. A lizard? Yeah. I'll do that. Anyway, scared of snakes. Oh, that's not good.

Says, um, for context, I'm 24 female and my husband is 26 male. Maybe this would be more appropriate

on R slash snakes, but the problem is less about the Python itself

and more about my relationship with my husband. So personally, I don't think so. Imagine putting

this into R slash snakes looking for relationship advice, not the right audience. The snake people

are like, I don't know much about relationships, but I can tell you about snake.

I can tell you how to maintain a relationship with your Python, but not with your husband.

Yeah, they're like, let me relate this back to the Python.

To use it as a metaphor, your husband is a snake in the grass.

Six months ago, our corn snake unexpectedly died.

Oh, so they've had snakes before.

Okay.

My husband and I were both very upset.

He was a cute little guy and still very young.

My husband has owned several small reptiles during his lifetime, and he told me he was

thinking of trying

a milk snake this time instead of a corn or garter. Instead, two months after our corn died, he came

home with the baby Burmese python. Okay, I'm gonna have to see what this looks like.

They're big. They get really big. I'm not really afraid of snakes. I'm not afraid of snakes either.

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