EP1513: My husband’s convinced I unalived the cat…but it was dying anyway! | Reddit Stories
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My [36F] husband [39M] of 13 years is against having our cat euthanized; implies I want to 'murder' the cat for being an 'inconvenience'
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | My husband of 13 years is against having our cat euthanized. |
| 0:08.2 | Implies I want to murder the cat for being an inconvenience. |
| 0:12.5 | This is OKOP. |
| 0:13.7 | Home to the craziest true stories on earth. |
| 0:16.2 | I'm Sophia. |
| 0:17.1 | And Riley, if I was an inconvenience, would you euthanize me? |
| 0:21.1 | Duh. |
| 0:22.6 | Well, there you have it. |
| 0:24.5 | So throw away 65, 31, 25.51 says, for context, I am 36 female and my husband 39 male has had our cat for seven years. |
| 0:36.7 | We don't know how old he is as we adopted him from a |
| 0:39.2 | deceased neighbor and he was already an adult. We think he's likely pretty old, but there's no |
| 0:44.0 | way to tell. A year ago, he began acting strange. Hmm. Hmm. How strange. What does this mean? |
| 0:53.0 | I won't go into it, but we knew something was wrong. Go into it. Why was he acting strange? That's so vague. Was he like speaking in tongues? Or was he like, you see him one place? And then you see him again. And then you're like, deja vu. Yeah. Matrix. Yeah. Remember that in the Matrix? I never saw the Matrix. Okay. Please let me know if you've seen it. I took him to the vet and they decided it was hyperthyroidism. Hmm. Let's look this, uh, guesses? Is that like in the legs? Happens when the thyroid gland makes too much thyroid hormones. I don't know where the thyroid are. We're gonna figure it out. Hey, I don't either. I'm sorry. I didn't do science classes. Yeah, she was too busy improving. Okay, my guess is either, I think it's, I can't remember. What if it's neither? It might be neither. I think it's in the, it feels like a throat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Throat. I want to point out that I said legs and then I was like, no, I think it's the throat. I would just said legs too. I said throat after. I corrected myself to throat. If you're a doctor, please go after Sophia right now. I don't. I'm just a poor, lonely theater major. |
| 2:03.0 | We don't do science and doctor stuff. |
| 2:06.9 | But you act like you do. |
| 2:08.3 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 2:09.6 | They give me a script and I say, |
| 2:11.1 | ah, the thyroid's in the neck. |
| 2:13.5 | And then I already know it because it's in the script. |
| 2:15.5 | Anyway, so this cat has something wrong in the thyroid. |
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