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Guaranteed Human.

My girlfriend of two years won't forgive me for cheating on my ex-fiance and I am at a loss.

Cheater's going to cheat.

Cheater's going to cheat and maybe cheat again.

And you know what?

Reader's going to read.

Read it.

So let's get into it.

Coming from user, not always a cheater, very apt

username, who says, I don't believe you. Right? I'm just going to jump in. Some background. So I know

the sub often quotes once a cheater, always a cheater. I agree and disagree at the same time. I cheated

on my ex-fiance.

And he deserved it.

Ouch.

When I was 24 years old, I had recently found out after my mother had passed that she was not actually my mother, but my grandmother.

Oh, my goodness. So this is like a DNA test and cheating story combined. It's OKOP Christmas.

Wow. It's an OKOP triple quadruple whammy. Two for one shampoo.

Yeah. And thank you to all of you who are coming in. Two hours late. But hey, we're freaking here.

We're coming in giving you the story, ladies little gentlemen.

So Opie goes on to say, wow, my junkie sister who OD'd when I was 15 was actually my bio mom.

So it was a classic, my mom.

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