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EP1427: My brother’s in the closet… should I invite his crush to Chinese New Years? | Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 11 February 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Should my brother [17M] and I [17F] invite my brother's [32M] crush [30?M] to Chinese New Year dinner? 


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0:00.0

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0:24.1

Guaranteed Human. Should my brother and I invite my brother's crush to Chinese New Year? This is OKOP, the home of the craziest stories on earth. I'm Sam. John, Danielle, what do you think? Off rip, should they invite the crush? Yes, absolutely. Why not invite a crush? Would you like if your crush went to your New Year's party? Well, am I prepared? You're not prepared. It's a surprise.

0:21.9

Okay, it's a surprise. Absolutely. Why not invite a crush? Would you like if your crush went to your New Year's party?

0:26.5

Well, am I prepared? You're not prepared. It's a surprise. Okay. It's a surprise. And you had no idea.

0:29.1

What do I look like? I like this. Oh, so I look hot.

0:35.8

There it is. Perfect. Boom. Absolutely. Invite them. All right. Well, let's see what actually happened. So we come from a conservative East Asian family. My brother came out years ago, but my parents reacted so badly. He basically went back into the closet. This was all before I was born. There's like lore before you were even born. Because it's also the ages. So brother and I are 17 male and 17 female so those are the two

0:57.6

yeah so that's that's that's op and uh brother and then the brother is 32 male and the crush is 30

1:05.1

male so there's a there's a big eight third like a 15 year age difference yeah That's wild. Yeah. That's cool to have lore before like, before you were born. Yeah. I guess everyone has lore because you come from your parents. Anyway, four years ago, my parents moved back to our home country as their business was doing better there and left my brother and I with my older brother and we've

1:28.6

been doing great. I only see my parents twice a year. Wow. Yeah. So they're basically like 17

1:34.2

living on their own on their own. Yeah. That's wild. Or the brother, the older brother now just has like

1:40.7

two kids now. Low key. That's probably more what's happening. Early 30s, teenagers.

1:45.2

Hey, I'll say right now, I'm 31 and I have two 16 year old siblings.

1:50.7

And can you, do you raise them?

1:54.1

When I go home, it's always fun.

1:55.7

Yeah.

1:55.8

Not anymore.

1:57.1

Not anymore.

1:57.5

Not like in practice.

1:58.8

So you actually have a similar age difference too.

2:01.6

It is very similar. What? Is it from the same two sets of parents? I mean, yes, two sets of parents, but they're both my half siblings. Half siblings. Right, right, right. I wonder if these are, I don't think it says if they're half siblings or not. We don't know. Yeah, I got that too. My younger brothers are like 10 years younger than me.

2:17.9

Okay.

2:18.4

Well, not that crazy.

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