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Am I the A-Hole for telling my best friend's husband to get a paternity test?

This is OKOP.

We read the craziest true stories on Earth.

And producer Riley, do we think O.P. is the A-hole for doing this.

What do we think?

He's just looking out for you, bro.

He wants what's best for you. Looking out, you know, it is. And we've run into this on many episodes. Some we've done on our guest episodes where it's like, if you are not directly in it, how much do you meddle and, you know, that kind of thing? The door, once you go through, you can't go back.

You can't, you can't go back. But we are going to go through this door.

Quick, okay, okay, okay, OP story time.

Yes.

There was a couple of my age that recently got, like, pregnant and they announced it.

I've read too many of these stories. I messed up in the head. The first question I wanted to ask them was, oh, did you guys get a paternity test? They were a loving couple. Neither of them would ever do any of that. But in my head, I was just like, that's one of the normal things that you should ask a couple. I stopped myself. I didn't say it, but that thought came across my mind of,

oh, I should probably ask them if they've gotten a attorney test to make sure

100% they know that this is their child.

That is so like your knee jerk.

That is the terrible thing about these stories.

Like it is, it is so bad.

Because also it's like, we've also seen the stories where it's like the guy goes down the

red pill rabbit hole. But I don't want people going down our rabbit hole and doing that. Hell

no, no, believe your beautiful wives, ladies, ladies and gentlemen, mostly gentlemen.

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