This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Am I the asshole for filing for child support after my child's father bought a house? This is OKOP where we read the craziest true stories on Earth. I'm John and Sam. Are they the a-hole? Well, now that you know that he has money, like go after it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get some of the house.

Get some of the house. Get some of the house. Get a room. Airbnb. Be it. Make some money. Invest it.

It seven percent interest every seven years that doubles. Dude, free financial advice out here.

This is incredible. This is incredible. So not the not the A-Hull with no context.

Right. It's like, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, I've been investing in those,

those BTIs, you know? Let's go. Index funds, baby Vanguard index fund. Are you kidding me?

No free sponsors, though, but yes. No free sponsor. We've been investing in generic index

fund. Yeah. That's what we've been doing. But let's get invested in outrageous golds, 8708's

story. What a great segue. Woo. I'm happy with that one. So they say, I am going to apologize

in advance for the long post, but there's some background that's relevant. My ex and I met when we were 13 and 14 years old.

That is early. We were saying that earlier that relationships don't count before 13.

So they just made the cut. Yeah, that's you can talk about it, but yeah, it doesn't really.

Yeah. You're right. That's a good point. Yeah. Well, like, basically like anything, any relationship that you have before 13 is just stricken from the record. Unless it makes it into high school. But I feel like that as soon as the relationship crosses over 13, then it becomes real. Oh, okay. So it's grandfathered. It's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts at 13.

So you've been together since 13. The grandfathering of middle school to high school relationships.

I have all these random rules that people like the last video, the gold, two golden rules that

came out for every four years of marriage, you get a hall pass. Yeah, we reference that a lot.

On the podcast. There, there is. Sophia's like, what? Sam would say something like that. Yeah, we reference that a lot whenever you're on the podcast. There was, there is. And Sophia's like, what? Sam would say something like that? Yeah, you would. That's your brother. It's documented. All right. This comes from Cosmic Incwell. Sam's golden rules of marriage for every four years of marriage. You get a single hall pass to if your spouse dies, you have to wait one month for every year.

You two are together before dating someone else.

Make more rules of marriage.

I'll cross stitch them.

I'll make you a cross stitch of them for the studio.

Yes.

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