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I just received a request for child support from a woman I've never met.

I'm a cis woman and have never had children.

So should I sue her?

I'm Sam.

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John, what do you think?

Should O.P sue or give the money?

Do not send any money. First off, 100%. Like, it's not your child. It's not your child. It's not your child. What do we do it? And also, as soon as you give a little bit money, then there's precedent to give more. And it's like, why would you ever like, if I walk, if I walked to a stranger and I'm like yo pay my child support they're

going to be like what are you talking about I wonder how often that happens to drake bro paternity

testing for women that I never slept with I'm legally obligated if they request it that's literally

a drake line bro it happens literally it happens all the time but let's see what happens to OPE so

this comes from Carl Solomon Violets.

And this is on November 10th, 2023. They say, a few days ago, I received a notice from an attorney

that I am being sued for child support from a woman I have never met or heard of. Context,

I am a biological ciswoman. I am straight. I have zero children. I have never

done surrogacy, egg donation, or even given birth or come close to it. Yeah, I feel like if you're

a woman, you would know if you've had a child. I know. I think I would remember that.

The last nine months are blurred.

I contacted the attorney listed on the document, a fairly well-known attorney around where I live, to make sure it was legit.

And no, it wasn't legit.

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