EP141: Got my iPhone, Got my Mace.

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 730 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week Hannah gets into THE Oasis gig. Fights start, beers are thrown and tears of joy happen. STUNNING. Big S gives her hot take on 28 Years Later too. Seen it huns? The stories this week are CREEPY AF. So let's get right in. Story One: Hannah kicks us off with a story about a haunted cardigan. Outrageous. Story Two: Big Suze has a tale of DELIVEROO HORROR. Might make you stop and think about getting your next pad thai. Story Three: Hannah has a story with one of the most vile endings known to humankind. Story Four: Jen went from Chicago to small town Wales. Have you heard of these twins? Part One. CREEPOFTHEWEEK (CoW!) is read by Hannah and from a lovely listener Nina. What's following this hun?? FINALLY, we end with some gorgey telepathy that's really starting to work. Right? ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows? SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hands flew to her throat. She could feel something crawling beneath the wall. Felicity pulled out her phone and opened TikTok. The red recording light blinked on and she smiled sweetly. It won't be long now. Your ribs are probably crushed and it's only a matter of time before one of the shards splinters your mean little heart. They tell me they're dispatching someone and they'll be with me shortly. I feel stupid and I know I've wound myself up into hysteria and I'm still gripping the knife.
0:24.8	Ding.
0:26.2	Text message.
0:27.5	On no number.
0:28.3	I open it.
0:29.5	A siren emoji.
0:31.7	Neenor, knee nor.
0:32.8	It says next.
0:34.7	Silly, Sophie.
0:35.8	The police won't find me.
0:38.7	Don't feel like a latte phone is something you can speak through.
0:43.4	I'm having me name, Jen.
0:44.7	Just swallow it. It will take you half a second, Jen.
0:48.8	Yeah. Welcome to Ghost Hunt.
1:07.4	Welcome to episode.
1:08.7	I'm very aware of the time when you said that you hate going, welcome, this is Ghost Turns. And I feel the exact same way, so now I'm trying different ways of... What did you do? I just went, welcome to Ghost Turns. Yeah, welcome in. Welcome. Episode 1 for 1. This podcast, if you're going, what is it? Could be episode one for one, we don't know.
1:27.9	We tell creepy stories.
1:30.3	And we also do a bit of banter, a bit light, chit-chat.
1:34.1	It's build as a comedy podcast.
1:36.7	But you will get scared.
1:37.9	You will get scared and you will piss your panties.
1:40.4	Yeah, you'll piss your little panty holes.
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