EP140: Whackamole but with Ass

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 730 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We kick the eppy off trying to work out the meaning behind Hannah witnessing dead pigeons everywhere she goes. Also discussed - should the huns buy a haunted Scottish island? Are Q&A's for wankers? And of course - if you came to our lovely comedy show at Queer Comedy Club, THANK YOU! This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY (woohoo!) so let's get into it: Story 1: Big Suze has a story from Maya about a terrifying encounter in an East Midlands cabin by a lake... one of the more horrifying tales we've heard. Story 2: Hannah narrates a story from Jenna about the creepy ass Winsconsin Woods. What's lurking in there? Story 3: Suzie takes us to Ireland with a tale from Gerard about the Black Mare of Kilcraven. Story 4: Hannah finishes the ep with a story from Jenna - don't mess with ouija boards kids. Who on earth is Zazu Zozo? (some ghosty video evidence here too) THANKS HUNS ENJOY THE EPPY WE LOVE YOU xoxoxox JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows? SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I still see this image in my nightmares.
0:02.6	The now obviously human-like figure kneeled inches away.
0:07.4	Its breath fogging up the glass.
0:09.3	Oh.
0:10.5	An excited grin displayed on its face, revealing its clearly human teeth.
0:17.4	And you know, and you're like...
0:19.6	Or lovester?
0:20.9	Well, yeah.
0:21.8	Yeah, whichever one that is.
0:23.5	Either if it goes too far both ways.
0:26.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:26.8	Just have a nice normal relationship with your mother.
0:28.8	Just be like, yeah, we get on.
0:30.6	Yeah, love her, whatever.
0:32.1	Don't want to fuck her.
0:33.1	Great.
0:35.3	The clam, clam.
0:37.8	Like my clam had been
0:39.6	Fist
0:41.1	Oh no
0:42.4	You're like a jack in the box
0:45.4	I have to be like
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