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This is from a manager blog. So, I was hoping you'd be able to help me with a conundrum I got myself into. I've been an expat since graduating. And I move around a lot. More than a decade ago when I was still young, I was in a relationship with a woman, Sylvia, in a country where we both lived. Sylvia wanted to settle down, but I was not ready to commit so young, man's a young buck. We clearly had different expectations from the relationship. I did not know what to do. And well, I ghosted her. Oh, dang. What? Immature, but he's young. That's immature. He's young. He's young and dumb.

He is young in a country where they both live. That's all we know, John. That's all we know. I don't know. I think that's not cool. I also think it's not cool. Yeah. Same. Good. He's not that young. he graduated.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But we don't know if he graduated middle school or above 18.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But we don't know if he graduated middle school or above 18. Yeah, it's got to be above it because he's an expat. Anyway, well, you could be an expat just means you no longer. Yeah, but you could. We moved away when we were children. We were technically expats in Australia at eight months. Yeah, but we were expats in Australia at eight. He was like six months. Yeah, but we were expats in Australia at eight.

I know.

Wow.

I think he has graduated something and he's above 10.

Boom.

Anyway, over the Christmas break while she was visiting her family, I simply moved out and left the country.

He super ghosted her.

Damn.

I took advantage of the fact that I accepted a job in another country and did not tell her

about it.

I simply wanted to avoid being untangled in a breakup drama.

Sylvia was rather emotional and became obsessed with the relationship, tracking me down,

even causing various scenes with my friends and family with my parents and friends.

Oh my God. Sounds like Sylvia is kind of immature too. What? Okay. This guy just like, we don't know how long their relationship was. I know. But if it was like, let's say it was a year and he literally just vanishes. And she's like, what? Hello? Like she's like, did he die? Let me call up his parents. That is true. I've got a juicy

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