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So my very first husband, I've been married twice.

So my very first husband was a pretty remarkable man.

Even though he was really super into fashion,

I probably should have known something was up.

Oh, no.

The simple fact that he designed everything in our entire wedding,

including my wedding dress and my engagement ring.

I mean, damn.

He got style.

I mean, hey, at least he had great design skills.

He picked out the flower arrangements and everything.

So after spending several years in Latin America as volunteers, my first husband and I came back to the

U.S. and I went quickly back to school at Baltimore City Community College. Well, I was there.

I would attend classes while he was going to work as a teacher. And one day, I go to school,

and it was a student's day. So there was all these carnival games. There was free food and a lot of other things going on, but classes were canceled. And since I was a little older than most of the kids that had gone to college there, I decided I was going to go back home. And when I got back home, I was like, oh, I'm going to make some dinner. I'm going to clean the house. I'm going to have everything ready for when my husband gets out of school because he was a high school teacher at the time.

And I get into my apartment and I start hearing some strange noises.

And I walked to our bedroom where I find my husband on the receiving end of some homosexual pleasure.

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