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I called my girlfriend a slur for lying about an emergency to test my commitment.

Am I the A-Hole?

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I'm Sam and John.

Is O.P. the A-hole.

Ah, this one I think could go either way, but I'm going to assume that the girlfriend faked like a severe

emergency.

Like, yo, I'm like, I'm dying.

I'm in the hospital.

And he's like, I need to draw my work.

And I was not.

I just wanted to see if you're committed to me.

And he's like, but there's only one way to find out.

Spell that tea.

So, this comes from Plain Zebra 4553.

My girlfriend, 29 female, Andrea and I, 29 male, have been together for a few months now.

Everything had gone smoothly until yesterday when she pulled off a ridiculous stunt.

There's always an until.

Come on.

Everything was fine. Everything was fine. Until. She called me late at night to say that she's seriously injured slash having panic attacks and that no one else is with her as her parents are out, which was true. They were out. She said that she's also got some chest pain and she thinks that she's dying and that she's in a really bad state and can hardly breathe.

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