EP1371: I chose my ex’s FUNERAL over my gf’s WEDDING | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 12 January 2024
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.0 | I have to choose between a funeral with my ex or a wedding with my current girlfriend. |
| 0:08.9 | Who should I pick? |
| 0:10.0 | And this is OKOP where we read the craziest true stories on Earth. |
| 0:14.2 | I'm John and Sam. |
| 0:15.7 | Who should they pick? |
| 0:17.7 | Choose the living, Opie. |
| 0:19.6 | Choose the living. |
| 0:22.6 | You know, yeah, yeah. If someone's alive, it's, yeah, yeah. Your dead ex isn't going to give a shit because they're dead unless they |
| 0:28.5 | haunt you. Well, slight plot twist. It's the, it's a funeral with the X and not for the X. It's like what date do you want to go on? Exactly. A funeral date or a wedding date? Yeah. Probably the funeral date. Yeah, that's like I guess more serious. Actually, a goth chick. Oh, goth babes love funeral dates. So it just, it just works out. It just works out. It's with the aesthetic. Yikes. But there's only one way to |
| 0:54.6 | find out. Spill that tea. And this comes from Character Jaguar 3037. They say, I male 25, am in a |
| 1:03.4 | relationship with my girlfriend, Amelia, female 26. For two years. She is wonderful. We live together. |
| 1:09.6 | And I think we are close to engagement. |
| 1:14.0 | Already ready to put the ring on it. How long has it been again? Two years. Two years. That's about, |
| 1:19.3 | yeah, that makes sense. I think it feels good. In the past, I was in a relationship with my ex, |
| 1:23.9 | Julia, 25 female. We met in high school and had a very passionate relationship for five years, but it didn't work. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm sure your fiancee loves hearing about that. |
| 1:33.5 | Super passionate. It was so passionate. I've never felt such passion. It was so long. Five years. |
| 1:39.3 | In the end, it got quite heated between us, even with her parents. So we blocked each other. |
| 1:44.8 | My ex-Julia had a brother Dan two years younger, |
| 1:48.1 | and we always shared a special bond. |
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