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So real fast, before we get started, I just have a funny story.

I slipped and fell on my stairs yesterday.

Super fucking hard.

Where?

In my apartment.

But like, where does it hurt?

Oh, I slammed the back of my head and I slammed my head and I slammed my tailbone.

I laid there on my stairs just going, ah, for like three minutes. Those stairs leading up to your apartment? Yes. Those are hard. Yes. Those are difficult stairs. And I, I like slipped and just, and went, do, do, do, oh, this is like cartoonish, almost. Yeah. Were you were you alone so bad yeah it was alone yeah and i i

for a sec was like okay did i break my tailbone did i do i need to go concussion protocol yeah but i

just waited and then i slowly got up and damn dude you hit your head i hit him the back of my head

yeah you know you should get you should get you know those old people necklaces where it's like, I have fallen and cannot. Yeah, dude, you need to get some life alert right now. The worst part was there was a neighbor right across, so down the stairs, there's then a fence, and it's the next apartment building over, and this guy was walking to his car, turned and saw me strewn on my stairs with all the

I was taking out the recycling all the shit strewn about and obviously heard me just kind of

going and he made eye contact with me and then just kept on walking I love that he's got stuff to do

god yeah not even it was like hey man you okay do you know his every man man for himself. No, I have never seen him before, but still, Jesus. God. We should docks him on this podcast. Yeah, yeah. All right, boys, you ready? Mother steals my inheritance to bail my brother out of jail. That, uh, I think that needs to happen. You have to take all the money, everything, and just take it. I have a plot to a scenario for you, boys. You get yourself thrown in jail, thus forcing your mother's hand. Do you now bail me out of jail with my own inheritance? So at least it's not going to waste on the brother. It's at least being used on me. But that's just a move then. How bad do you hate your brother? I mean, probably a lot. I'm going to go to jail, A, and then B, lose, just nobody gets the money? Oh boy, talk about Spite. Probably, I'm thinking over 5,000. Yeah, over 5,000. Yeah, so it's a modest inheritance anyway. It could be a million. We don't know yet.

It could be a million.

Well, how much would you sell your brother out for?

Ooh, see, now this is what I'm talking about. For free? For free. See, exactly. That's why you should do it. Like, you don't care about your brother. Yeah, speaking of brothers, jails, and finance. We have pay pigs on the episode today.

Our brothers and podcasting.

Truly our brothers and pod.

Yeah.

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