EP1298: Am I wrong for making my son take a paternity test? - r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Story
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🗓️ 6 December 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:23.2 | Guaranteed Human. I demanded that my son take a paternity test. Did I do something wrong? Well, here's the question. See, you're a parent and you're like, yo, you need to know if you're a parent or not. I didn't get any get out of jail free card. So why should you get one? Yeah, I think you should bear witness to understanding whether or not you are my son in front of me. |
| 0:32.5 | Like, open up that 23 and me test like a Christmas present and then really just wallow in the knowledge that you were either my son or not my son. |
| 0:37.6 | It would be crazy if you knew that your kid wasn't yours and you're like, here's an ancestry test. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:37.9 | There's a DNA test. |
| 0:38.8 | Here you go. |
| 0:39.7 | I'm like, why would you tell me that way? |
| 0:43.0 | That would be wild. |
| 0:44.2 | I hate you. |
| 0:45.3 | Oh, damn it. |
| 0:46.3 | That's right. |
| 0:47.6 | I, female 39, have two kids, male 17 and female 10. |
| 0:52.7 | When I was 21, I had a one-night stand, which resulted in my son Austin, the father |
| 0:59.1 | wanting nothing to do with my child. |
| 1:01.0 | Ah, rough. |
| 1:02.7 | One-night stand, dude. |
| 1:04.1 | Dang. |
| 1:04.6 | When my son was three, I met my husband, Mark, male 38, and my son adores my husband and |
| 1:10.6 | calls him father. Oh, we love that. |
| 1:13.3 | Austin met his current girlfriend through Mark's best friend, Alan, her father. Macy and Austin have |
| 1:19.1 | been close since they were young, and we were all thrilled when we found out they were dating. |
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