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Guaranteed human. We're going to get into this next story. Next story is really juicy. Okay. Really quick. I had to get a colonoscopy. You did. This like last week. I'm okay. I was just bleeding out of my ass. That is back. Yeah. And it was concerning. Yeah. Who wouldn't be?

And I went to the doctor.

And I was like, kind of I was like a little embarrassed about getting the colonoscopy as like, you know, like, I'm like, usually you get it when you're like 80. And here I am 26. Get my asshole reamed by the doctors. That's right. And so I was like, I was just like, you know, I don't want anyone to see me.

I'm getting into my appointment.

I get dropped off. That's right. And so I was like, I was just like, you know, I don't want anyone to see me. I'm getting my appointment. I get dropped off. I go in and I go up to the, I'm with Kaiser and I go up to the front desk. And I'm like, hey, like, I have a colonoscopy appointment today. Where is gastronomy? And then it's like, she's like, oh, it's over there. And then she's like, also, I know who you are. I'm like, oh, like, am I already on file? Right. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, did I check? And she's like, I'm a huge fan of your stories. Sam, like, I see you. Like, I want like, watch you every day. And I was like, I was, I totally forgot to be embarrassed initially. But I was like, oh my God, you like watch okay. Right, right, right. And her name's Tiffany. Shout out. Tiffany from Kaiser. And she was, she was like a huge bit of the show. And I was, I was geeking out. And she told me where the colonoscopy thing was.

And then as I was like leaving, I'm like, I just told someone this person that actually

watches the show that I'm getting a colonoscopy.

I guess I'm telling all of you guys now.

But yeah, I was a little bit embarrassed leaving.

Tiffany, if you're watching right now, please comment.

Please comment.

Thanks for being a fan of the show. Also, if you guys ever right now, please comment. Please comment. Thanks for being a fan of the show.

Also, if you guys ever, like I saw this, I was in the airport. This is not the lounge story, but it was in the airport lounge. And there was this girl that was walking out and she like made eye contact with me. And she's like, oh my God, look, it's like that guy. And she like tapped her person and like was like pointing. and I should probably watch okay OKOP.

Right.

If you ever see us in Burz,

we're very nice.

Please.

Please come up to us and and say you like watching the show because we enjoy that. We want to talk to. If you want to, you don't have to talk to us. If you want to talk to us, we're very open to being talked to. 100%. Yeah. 100%. Anyway, let's get to the story. Let's do it. That's my colonoscopy story.

I like that.

I loved it.

Did it feed everyone? It was fantastic. I thought it was going to be something about like some butthole stuff, but that was even better. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. All right. My coworker is a dirty lunch thief. So I exposed her in front of everyone.

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