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My boyfriend's dad found my booty painting and exposed me in front of my entire family.

Am I the asshole for ending it?

I mean, bro, why you got to, you really took the private texts and put him in the group chat.

That's literally what this is.

The family group chat.

The family group chat. That's actually a different is. The family group chat. Family group chat.

That's actually a different level.

That's bad.

You know, I have our family group chat is called me familia because my parents are in Spain

and so is my sister.

And we, we, it's pretty active.

We all like, like, throw it in.

But I haven't been dating a new girl while that chat has been active. So maybe I should start screen shotting text and throwing it in, getting some family feedback. That's a good idea of, of, of, of, of, of, like, mates, potential mates may, yeah, Mike. Mike.

He's Australian.

All right.

So I 24 female have been dating a guy 24 male for almost three years.

Twoish years ago, I painted a kind of raunchy picture for my partner as a gift.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

My ex-girlfriend actually wanted me to take nudes, like, with, uh, uh, on like a Polaroid in the desert. In the desert? Yeah. She, she wanted, she wanted, she wanted my friend James to take them because he does like, he does, he does. Right. Did I show you? I've seen them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did're amazing. Wait. Oh, wait, yours? Yeah. Oh, no. Here, I won't show John, but I'll show Riley. Wait. I won't show, I won't show you, but I'll show the recording camera. Let me give a camera ready. Wait. There's two people in there. So, oh, wow. You don't know which one's me or which one's the other person. Oh, wow. That is some white ass cheeks right there. I have seen that one. It's art. It's art. You see that one? I have seen that one. It looked like two frogs swimming through some lily pads. That's exactly what that look like. Oh, yeah. That's where we are. Something was swimming. If you remember that trend where people painted the backs of their legs and butt and sat on a canvas, that's what I did. It's a big about 24 by 36 canvas that has my ass cheeks painted on it.

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