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Guaranteed Human.

This sugar mama keeps sleeping with my boyfriend.

My boyfriend says it's no big deal.

Am I the asshole for breaking up with him?

Yeah, babe, you know, she just comes around.

We just like sleep together.

You know, she has so much wisdom.

She has wisdom.

You know?

And she has the wisdom of all the presidents. Andrew Jackson,

Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln. And she just, she, she, she gives me the wisdom in the

form of all the presidents. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's what should be done. Also, you need to stop

being agist, babe. Like, yeah. Just because she's 87 doesn't mean that she doesn't deserve You know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're

old people, too. That's right. We've been dating for one year plus, plus what we don't know.

Three months in, his mom was diagnosed with terminal cancer yikes

he had to move several states away i moved out at his request for three months got my own

place his mom and i got along amazingly she even left family jewelry to me in her will wow that's

pretty good after a year dude that a year, dude. That's too soon. Too soon. That's too much. You're like, give back the jewels. No, dude, a year and you're giving family jewelry over? Are you kidding me? Well, think about this. O.P. Already gave her his family jewels. But him. He's nuts.

I got him, guys.

He got me.

I got him.

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