EP1186: I abandoned my parents now they want me back… - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:03.9 | My parents abandoned me after I got married and now they're picking for forgiveness. |
| 0:09.4 | I say, F, no. |
| 0:11.6 | Am I the asshole? |
| 0:13.1 | You know, when you get abandoned, you want me to not abandon you. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.9 | I think if you abandoned me, the abandonment is equal. |
| 0:24.5 | Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction. |
| 0:27.4 | Newton says so, and so do I. |
| 0:29.1 | Two-way street, baby? |
| 0:30.0 | Two-way street. |
| 0:31.0 | So, TLDR, I'm married to my former boss. |
| 0:36.2 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:37.5 | Boss daddy? |
| 0:40.0 | We've heard of boss baby. |
| 0:41.8 | Oh, God. |
| 0:42.5 | I've heard of boss daddy. |
| 0:43.7 | He grew up. |
| 0:45.1 | Parents did not take to the marriage as well as I'd hoped and ignored me for five |
| 0:52.3 | years, only to reach out when they saw a fifth anniversary |
| 0:55.9 | Facebook posts that mentioned our kids. So they're like, oh shit, they had kids now. |
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