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Guaranteed Human.

My neighbor is a dirty tattletail and make sure the entire neighborhood gets thousands of

dollars of fine.

I'm not inviting her to the neighborhood barbecue.

Am I the A-hole?

Snitches get stitches.

Butholes don't get barbecues.

There's around 10 houses in my neighborhood of 120 that are not in the HOA, mine included.

As a result, I am able to make extensions and I have a pool, which I host neighborhood parties

occasionally.

My HOA is one of the worst HOA is constantly finding people hundreds of dollars for parking

violations, painting their fences, the wrong shades of brown, wrong color curtains, having two flags,

etc. They're not the worst HOA, but they're bad. What's the wrong shade of brown? What does that

mean? That's crazy. That sounds racist. They're not the worst HOA, but they're bad. We also got a shriek neighbor,

Jessica. Ugh, my Jessica. I'm already over it. Just with her name. Who likes to go around and

snap photos of people's violations and then post it on the next door app to shame them.

She prides herself in this thinking it makes the neighborhood better when she shames the smiths

for having a fence that's two inches too high.

You know what?

You know what else is two inches?

Husband's dick.

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