EP1165: I'm leaving MY family for COLLEGE - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 29 September 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - AITA for planning to move out of state for college, leaving my single mother sister alone?
r/BestofRedditorUpdates - AITA for wanting to keep an expensive birthday gift that makes my boyfriend uncomfortable?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.0 | I refuse to return my boyfriend's $5,000 gift because he's an insecure simp. |
| 0:09.0 | He deserves this. |
| 0:09.9 | Am I they whole? |
| 0:10.9 | Simps deserve to be stolen from. |
| 0:12.6 | Steal their girlfriend, steal their watches. |
| 0:14.7 | Their watches. |
| 0:15.7 | Wow. |
| 0:16.9 | What a specific threat. |
| 0:19.1 | It is. |
| 0:19.8 | Yeah? |
| 0:19.9 | I don't want them to know the time I'm coming or the time will pack again. Oh, wow. So leave them without time. I guess so. Well, wouldn't they want to know the time you're coming? No, I don't want them to know that. I want that to be surprised. So they can father your child? I want them to father my child. |
| 0:37.6 | Because they're simple. |
| 0:38.3 | Because I don't want the responsibility. |
| 0:39.3 | What time are you coming? |
| 0:53.4 | Right. You're overtaking the simps. Yeah. And then making them. That's true. Well, no, if they don't know what time I'm coming, then they don't know if it's their child or my child. Exactly. Yeah. And then they have to raise your child because they're the simp, right? |
| 0:55.0 | Simps raise my child unless baby daddy hunters comes and solves the case. |
| 1:01.0 | That's right. |
| 1:02.0 | Comes all right. |
| 1:04.0 | So I, someone said on, someone commented the other day, Can you really stop with the sex jokes? |
| 1:12.6 | And I'm like, bro, what channel do you think you're on? |
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