This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I'm cutting off my dysfunctional family and using the inheritance to start fresh. I'm not giving my family a cent. Am I the asshole? You know, it's kind of nice when you're leaving a dysfunctional family to get some money to function. Yeah. From that same family, I'm assuming. Yeah. That's pretty nice. Function money.

Conjunction junction. What's your function? It's to take the money and run. Yeah. That's my function.

This story actually comes from our subreddit R slash OKOP show and it's posted by Panda Natural 1513. Also, this is written very well, so I appreciate you, Pandran.

We love great writers in our subreddit. I-23 female am the youngest in what can only be described

as a disastrous family. Oh, God. My mother is a severe alcoholic and has untreated bipolar disorder.

Her explosive emotional episodes and phases of withdrawal

have become a constant fixture of our lives. You know what I want to be fixtures of my life?

Oh, what do you? Bookshelves. Bookshelves? Yeah, chandeliers. That is a nice picture.

Moms. That is correct. Yeah. My father is virtually absent. Like, does he, like, does he, like, come in on Zoom meetings or something? What does that mean? He's a Sim. He's a Sim. Oh. Virtually. Virtual. But when he does grace us with his presence, he brings along a shadow of his gambling debts and the company of questionable characters.

Thanks, Dad.

My twin brothers, 27, are their own brand of calamity.

One is spiraling in a devastating meth addiction, while the other hasn't stepped outside in two years due to a crippling gaming addiction.

Gaming addiction?

Bro, they're all addicted to different stuff.

Oh my God.

Yeah, you're right.

Ope is addicted to posting on Reddit.

Oh, better than those things.

Admits this mayhem, I've been working two jobs while also studying psychology and university.

Let's go O.P.

Get that money.

Bro, in spite of your whole family being awful, you're freaking rising to the occasion.

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