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EP1136: Intersection Crash Nightmare - r/legaladvice Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/legaladvice - I was in a car crash, the other guy is lying trying to make me liable.

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for reporting my nephew to the police after he stole and damaged my car?


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Someone hit me with a car and now wants to sue me. I'm going to fight back. But am I the a-hole? You are the a-hole for fighting. Wow. Jesus said turn the other cheek. That's right. Confucius said, let them run over you with your car. That's right. They run over one cheek, turn the other cheek so they can run over the other.

0:24.2

You know, I think it was Lana Rhodes that said, please run a train through me.

0:28.4

Be a dormant.

0:30.9

That is the lesson of the day.

0:34.1

So basically, on Monday, I was in a crash at a really busy intersection.

0:41.8

A crash happens multiple times a day there, so I'm fairly careful around that area due to all of the crashes.

0:48.5

I was sitting at a red light for around a minute before going when the light turned green.

0:53.4

However, as soon as I made it about halfway through the intersection, my vision went white

0:58.6

and the world started spinning.

1:00.2

Oh, fuck.

1:01.1

Jeez.

1:01.9

All my airbags had gone off.

1:04.0

My oil just started to spill all the way down the street and my console was smoking.

1:09.4

Wow.

1:10.2

Whoa.

1:10.7

So I missed the part of the crash where the other party

1:13.7

tried to hop on the interstate and cross state borders, but a man, a couple of cars behind me

1:19.8

took off after them and brought them back. So basically it looks like OP was in like a really bad

1:26.0

collision.

1:30.8

And the person that got into the crash fled the scene. But some like good Samaritan, it's good Samaritan vigilante just like chasing down.

1:36.6

Fucking bad man in the car.

1:36.9

We are downy hunter style, baby.

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