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I got switched at birth and my parents' real kid is hotter than me. And I don't water in my life. Am I the A-hole? What do you think, Mick? It doesn't sound good. I think we need more details. Yeah, yeah. I will give you those details. And I'll also give you some details on Mick. our guest of the show, he recently became a friend of the show by

clapping cheeks to the podcast. So if you ever want to be a friend of the show, make sure

you do that first. You need to clap cheeks all the time. Needed clap cheeks. Okay, let's get

into this story, Mick. I know that I'm probably the asshole, but I feel so upset and confused,

I just needed a little outside opinion. Last year, a child service worker contacted my parents to ask if they would be willing to receive

a child, 15 female, who was recently orphaned and had biological ties to them.

Wait, I'm sorry, 15 years, you said 15 years old, recently orphaned?

Recently orphaned and biologically tied. Oh, man. That's just, I, that's just. Recently orphaned. And biologically tied.

That's just, I, that's just also confusing. Because if you're like the parent, you're like, I have a biological kid that I didn't know about. Who's 15? 15. But the same time, that's kind of lit. Like, imagine if you could like, you could have your own kid, but your kid was 15, and then you don't really have to deal with

any of the, I guess you have to do it. Yeah. Actually, no, you're getting any hormones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. You don't have to change any diapers, but. That's true. No diapers. Yeah. Yeah, it depends what you'd rather deal with. This gets a little, let's get, before it gets better, I think it gets worse.

So after her parents died in a car crash,

Sophia could not locate any relatives to take her in.

So she bought a DNA test to try to find out some distant relatives so she wouldn't have to go into foster care, which is what connected her to my adoptive family, her biological family.

What was even weirder was that she, Sophia, was a

genetic match to both of my parents. Because I would have thought that maybe like one of the parents

cheated and had like an illegitimate child, but this is both parents. But it's legitimately their

child. Legitimately their child. Full blown legit legit then? Full blow legit. So.

Okay.

After some investigation, it turns out that she was their real daughter, the hospital

messed up and accidentally switched me with her.

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