EP1099: Sister is a thief - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 24 August 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITAH for not forgiving my sister for stealing
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My sister stole $6,000 from me, and now I can't buy a new car. |
| 0:09.0 | I will never forgive her. |
| 0:10.9 | Am I the A-hole? |
| 0:11.8 | Just steal her car. |
| 0:12.9 | Your car. |
| 0:14.6 | Problem solved. |
| 0:15.7 | Yeah, steal your car back. |
| 0:18.1 | Story over. |
| 0:19.4 | I think, oh, just like steal all over possessions empty your bank account |
| 0:22.0 | oh trick her to join a pyramid scheme that you create and then have her give you all her money |
| 0:27.7 | the long game or invent a religion and recruit her to your cults wow and say hey to go clear |
| 0:33.7 | you have to pay this amount of money and buy these these reading utensils that is the longest |
| 0:41.0 | game respect to anyone longest game i i just respect the hustle at that point elron hub rest in peace |
| 0:48.9 | the most wild MLM i've seen was an MLM where you're selling the book that teaches you how to sell the book. No way. Wow. That was, so I was looking at jobs and Craigslist for fun. And it was, and I was like, Graham, this seems like a scam. And so we called because he thought it'd be a funny segment for the Graham's, Graham's, show. And like, we were like, yeah, we're put like our last dollar, and this lady was talking about how it changed your life and everything, and we're like, but like the more we were talking, like, so what's the product that we're selling? Like the book, but the book will tell you how to sell it. It practically sells itself. I'm like, so what do you do with the book? Oh, you learn how to sell this guy's story and his book. I'm like, is it the same book you bought? And I'm like, and they were like, yes. And I was like, what? That's kind of cool. I actually fuck with that idea a lot. That's a sick idea. The book is selling, the whole job is selling the book. And the book tells you to sell the book. |
| 1:45.7 | And so that, that's all you need. |
| 1:48.2 | The book is on this guy's life story that led to him writing this book. |
| 1:51.8 | And then it gives you all of his best selling techniques. |
| 1:54.8 | And your job is to sell this guy's life story and the book. |
| 1:58.3 | Wow. |
| 1:58.8 | Using the tactics in the book. That's such a good idea. What's the book. Wow. Using the tactics in the book. |
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